Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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