Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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