So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
