im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
please don't ironically join a cult
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