shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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