Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
