This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I'm both gender and math confused
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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