ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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