Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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