It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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