I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Is her dick bigger than yours?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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