So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
