Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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