hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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