Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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