I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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