i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
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