She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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