So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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