i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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