Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
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Wipe that smile off your face.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
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