ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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