Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
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