Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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