The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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