so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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