you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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