She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I have tasted many bathrooms
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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