only if we run a train.
done.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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