Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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