they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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