is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I skipped work to stalk him.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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