I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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