i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
lets start a swedish sibling band together
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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