called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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