But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
We're like a lot better than the average bears
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
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