I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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