operation harelip BJ is a go
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
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