Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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