Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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