New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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