Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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