question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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