it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
