I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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