No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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