he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
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