i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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