Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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