you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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