My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
Randomize
