Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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