Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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