This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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