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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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