she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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