i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
