Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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